The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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