We need to rekindle our bromance
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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