Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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