i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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