Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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