My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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