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Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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