after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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