Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Im part way to drunk.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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