Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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