Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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