have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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