New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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