Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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