So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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