would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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