yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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