butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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