OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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