After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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