no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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