Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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