Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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