Having a random hookup so left but love u
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize