People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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