normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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