Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize