Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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