I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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