your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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