I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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