I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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