Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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