u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
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