I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize