Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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