Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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