god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I wish i was in the wii world.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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