People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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