FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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