4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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