I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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