I love black thongs
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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