I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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