Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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