wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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