that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
