Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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