So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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