Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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