How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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