i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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