is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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