found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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