At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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