i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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